I'm from Colombia: Feminist, vegan, xxx, hair stylist, alt model. All I want in life is being a whale so I can sing a pretty song in the ocean. I suck at talking about myself.

dailypattondoodle:

razxion:

liquidlimits:

90scherry:

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I just opened up a check in the mail, went to the ATM & found 20$ 😭 I’m not passing these shits up NO more on my mama!

Even if I do not receive money or good news, I did smile at seeing this smiling Buddha.

^^^^

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boyslayr:

me: I dont wanna like…… do things……..

My psychologist: You have to, do things

me: 

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(Source: orcbulge, via motheroctopi)

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silverletomi:

yangire-mun:

A professor asked if I prefer “Miss” or “Mister” (because nb) and I accidentally said “ya boi” without thinking so now I have a professor that calls me “ya boi Rogers” every time I see him.

I’m not seeing the problem???

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the-original-cinnamon-roll:

Countless studies: hot showers are bad for you!! They dry out and damage your skin!

Me: I Will Boil Myself Like A Lobster If I So Choose

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10 hours ago

despazito:

*old man voice* back in my day tik tok was a ke$ha song

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goldfyshie927:

the-armed-utahn:

gayasinnotqueer:

bloodytales:

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(Her holding him as she called the cops)

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Ladies lift some weights

the fact she’s wearing a UFC shirt made me chuckle.

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13 hours ago

claudiacardinale:

To Catch A Thief (1955) dir. Alfred Hitchcock

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myniggahplease:

marydej:

this Somali girl gave him the WORK when he tried to pull her hijab
Reblog so you can bless every Muslim Woman with these hands

Give it to him

(Source: heaux-esque, via fuckyeahsexanddrugs)

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owakita:

“Once you’ve met someone you never really forget them. It just takes a while for your memories to return.” - Spirited Away


Prints: society6.com/elorap

Follow me on Twitter and Instagram

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genquerdeer:

paper-mario-wiki:

paper-mario-wiki:

fooliofailure:

paper-mario-wiki:

there should be a tax that youtubers pay where 1.5% of all of their revenue goes back to Kevin Macleod for basically supplying YouTube with it’s own soundtrack.

who is this man and what music did he make???

if you hear a royalty free song on youtube, there’s approximately an 80% chance Kevin Macleod wrote it.

here’s some you’ve almost definitely heard:

for those wondering, yes, he also made THE generic royalty free song that was EVERYWHERE in 2014.

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He has a Patreon!

And he doesn’t even make a 1000$ per month!

also, his site incompetech.com also has graph paper generators, if you’re in need of that. It has any kind of graph paper - INCLUDING hex paper, you tabletop gamers out there! (or knitting paper if you’re into that)

(Source: paper-mario-wiki, via babeoutofhell)

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